№9. A Me, Myself & I Chatroom

[from left: meRational, meEmo, meMeany]

Lately, while browsing through the WeirdWorrysomeWeb called my brain, I stumbled upon this private chatroom happening in a very remote part of my cranium...

meRational: Ok, let's look at the situation now...
meEmo: Aizz... No point... Can't decide.....
meMeany: Oh... Like what you think really count
meRational: You can't say like that!!! He's really confused!!
meEmo: Yeah... I'm just a small... insignificant...
meMeany: 10 points!!! Ding! Ding! Ding! You're right on th-...
meRational: Oi!!!! Cut him some slack!!! One more and you're spending time in the veins. You know this guy's cholesterol level... It's getting pretty cramp in those vessels....
meMeany: Whatever, "boss"...
meEmo: So cramped... aiz... cholesterol level... aiz.. no more half boiled eggs... crabs... quill eggs...
meRational: Ok, you too! Pull yourself together! We need your emotional input here since the other guy here seems to lack of a heart!
meMeany: Oh... you talking about me? I'm taking that as a compliment. Want mine? I think you're an idiot who thinks too much... Hahahaha....
meRational: What?!? Think too much??? Why you're just a sarcastic "smart" mouth, who doesn't seem to "think" before you speak, who-
meMeany: See? Only someone who thinks too much can come up with so much pointers... Hehehe...So, you really wanna continue to banter and lose pathetically, or look at matter at hand?

meRational: Grr... Anyway, back to the main topic. What do you think about the current situation? Go? Or no go?
meEmo: Aiz... dunno la... one is still easy way la... the other... I'm scared la...
meMeany: Aww, come on! We can't afford to have time to be scared! I mean, it's an opportunity of a lifetime! You think this will drop from the sky again??
meEmo: I know la.... But do you feel we can do it? I feel we've been pretty good at the technical side so far...
meRational: I think I concur on that point. We've been going on a smooth highway so far on this road. The other road, well, I think it's a bit BIG...
meMeany: Wei, life is no freebies. Of course it's BIG! Comes with a BIG OPPORTUNITY spelled with a CAPITAL "O"!!!
meRational: Er.. Yeah... But you think you can handle those BIG GUNS up there with just your smart mouth?
meMeany: Why not?? We've got "Mister Feel" here whose instinct's is usually much better than your well-thought actions, and being "Mister Think" yourself, well, you do help when the emotions clouds the judgements. As for me, I don't think you need me to state my obvious importance...

meEmo: Well, it does feel right... I mean, we decided to go already last year, didn't we?
meRational: Yeah, yeah... Just that, I was thinking we have lost that chance and gonna stay on this road...
meMeany: Well, guess they opened the highway again. So are we gonna take it? Or continue to follow that steady small road we're already on?
meEmo: I dunno la... The highway looks.... daunting...
meMeany: Sigh... We're getting nowhere... Should have chosen accounting or finance...
meRational: Ok, ok... Think we've gotta go for yamcha di... We'll continue this later...
meMeany: Oh! Oh! That bunch of guys? This is gonna be fun... Make sure we get coffee... Muahaha....
meEmo: Let's go.... By the way, you feeling ok? I thought you just gave me a compliment earlier...
meMeany: Treasure it. That's the only one you're getting tonight.

TO BE CONTINUED...